I absolutely love trying out new brands of cosmetics, no matter if I’ve found my perfect match. So my latest obsession involves seeking for the perfect mascara. I have been seeking far and . . . not so far at stores and websites. I’ve used inexpensive ones to “
HOLY SHIT THAT COST A LOT!” Needless to say, I have tried many types of mascara throughout the years, but for this post I am going to cover four different ones that I’ve tried recently.
Lets start at the lower price spectrum:
Purchased for $6.94 at Target
A few years ago, I purchased
Maybelline Lash Stiletto Ultimate Length
and it was one of the most amazing lash lengthening mascaras I had used. Regretfully, the sister mascara,
Maybelline Lash Stiletto Voluptuous Mascara, does not own up to the original. It boasts of not only lash lengthening, but also adding volume creating thicker lashes. It only did one thing: length and a piss poor job of it, as well.
Mascara Fail.
I would rather stick to the original Maybelline Lash Stiletto Ultimate Length for a desired lash lengthening mean machine for under $10.
Best used for women with short lashes.
Moving on to. . .
Purchased for
$7.49 at Walgreens (
Hello? You can purchase this for $4.99 at Target!)
I was in a hurry when I purchased this mascara. I might as well had been sleep shopping. It was a cool morning and I needed mascara. Pronto. Don’t ask why or where I was or what I had done the evening before. I just needed mascara, among other items. I glanced at the wall of Maybelline products and the bright ass yellow mascara tube screamed at me, “THE COLOSSAL! LOVE ME!”
Love you, I did not. Didn’t I sound like Yoda just now? I could be the Yoda of mascara. Another fail at mascara Maybelline. Did it give me volume? Well, yes, but it also give me the case of the clumps and hard to get rid of! Thank goodness it’s not contagious, like, the Clap after a bad one-night stand.
I’m definitely not a fan of this, but unfortunately I still have a full tube of it that I’ve been combining with above-mentioned mascara. Hey, why not? One gives me length while the other gives me the clumps.
Tip: If you do use lengthening mascara and you’ve already purchased The Colossal (for some crazy reason), give your lashes a “once-over” with The Colossal after using the other mascara. It will build on from the previous mascara and it will coat it without "the clumps".
Overall Score: 1/5
Purchased for $19 at Sephora
I absolutely love this mascara! I loved it so much that after stretching out my three sample tubes of this glorious stuff, I finally caved in and purchased the damn thing. This 4-in-1 mascara is so groovy that it’s encased in a purple vinyl fabric . . . thing.
The 411 on the 4-in-1: It claims to lengthen. Check! It claims to curl. Half-&-Half. It claims to add volume. Check! It conditions. I’m not sure? I’m not exactly sure how to measure conditioning, since I don’t feel my lashes on a daily basis, let alone . . . at all.
There are a few of cons to this mascara though. Just a few. Not so bad. It doesn’t curl well. For someone with shorter and coarse lashes, this mascara has a hard time curling all of the lashes, plus the ingredients used in the formula and the brush on the wand can weigh down the lashes. So by mid-day, some of my lashes became a little less lifted (like an extremely used bra lacking support), which caused a bit of smudging below the lower lashes.
Overall, Lights, Camera, Lashes! did a fab job making lashes look nice and long and full. It is worth the price.
Tip: Best remedy to do to prevent smudges? Remember to use a translucent powder after applying foundation. Add a little more powder below the lower lashes.
Overall Score: 4/5
(
I wish it was called, "They’re Effin’ Real!") Purchased for
$22 at Sephora
Newly discovered mascara! So far, this mascara is pretty sweet. What does it do? Well, let me tell you! It gave my lashes a pretty natural look while lengthening and adding a nice amount of volume. What I love about this mascara is that it lifts and curls, which I believe is due to the wand. The design of the bristles on the wand grabs and defines each lash; in turn, preventing clumps that could weigh down your lashes, thus allowing the formula to help curl lashes like crazy
Aqua Net
we used in middle school to make our bangs stand up 10 inches high. Only this is
Aqua Net for lashes and without an aerosol spray. Plus, it isn’t the early 90s.
There is . . . one flaw, however. Damn it! This is an almost a perfect mascara. Almost. When using this mascara, you want to be careful how many times you build your lashes. Applying it twice is plenty to create a nice natural look, anymore beyond that will cause weird, spider leg lashes. We certainly don’t want our lashes to look like spider legs, now do we? So apply accordingly and don’t be greedy! Greed will give you "the clumps". Remember what I said about "the clumps"?
Overall Score: 4.5/5
Not all lashes are created equal. Not every person will agree with my opinions. I recommend trying all types of mascara to see which one fits you and ask yourself what type of lashes do you want? What type of lifestyle do you live? Do you want thick lashes? Do you want longer lashes? Do you want both? Do you want a short cut to curling your lashes? Do you want a natural look? Et cetera. Like dating, you might have to go through a lot of brands and lines of mascara before finding . . . The One.
Until next time, happy mascara hunting!
